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Friday, August 28, 2009

Ye hai Mumbai Meri jaan!!


Only local train passengers in Bombay will know how helpful commuters try to be....... Last week, a hapless victim fell prey to the over enthusiastic Bombay 's local train commuters.

Our hero, a man from Pune, wanted to go to Matunga, but as luck and Trains would have it, boarded a fast train not halting at his destination. He panicked on realizing his mistake but by then the local had started moving. On seeing his plight, a sympathetic co-passenger decided to come to his rescue.

It seemed that he had been commuting by that particular train (6:03 pm Kasara Fast) for the past 6 years and had noticed that the train always slowed down just before Matunga station and crawled at a snail's pace while passing through it. He told the man to jump out of the running train as it slowed down and that with a little bit of fleet-footedness, he would make it safely on terra firma. However, knowing the man's inexperience, he added some words of caution:

"Keep running the moment you jump or you'll fall. Just keep running." He stressed the word "running" lest the man not know the laws of motion. The train d id slow down just before Matunga station and at the prompting of His mentor, our hero jumped out of the train and started running as if all Hell had broken loose.

What he didn't realize, of course, was that he was running parallel to the train instead of running away from it. Meanwhile, the train slowed down further, so that the man was running faster than the train. In the process, he reached the door of the next compartment and the foot board commuters there pulled him in thinking he was trying to board the train!

To his agony, the train picked up speed and sped past Matunga and his new co-passengers started to congratulate him on how lucky he had been, until he told them that they had actually undone what he had done with great difficulty.

Those standing at the door of his "ex-compartment" had witnessed the whole drama and just couldn't stop laughing at the poor man's situation, while he grinned sheepishly!!!

I had such a good laugh, cause I kept imagining this guy running.

Source: Mumbaikar.com

4 Comments:

Blogger Axiomhp said...

Nice one! reminds me of my experiences with local trains in Mumbai. When I just started commuting in Mumbai local trains, my inexperience with crossing railway tracks, to avoid walking through long bridges, did put me in danger few times.

Good Luck with PostIndia Project.
-Heman

2:23 PM  
Blogger Anu said...

LOng time since we heard from you..... and yes, it was hilarious,though wehave heard such stuff before.. and i myself have got into a running train at matunga where the train does slow down for a while...

8:27 PM  
Blogger Vibhanshu said...

@Heman: Thanks for visiting man. Spread the word :D

@Anu: Its good to be back. How have you been? I wanted to discuss about Kashi with you in detail. Will send you a mail about it.

10:09 PM  
Blogger Anu said...

blogging going great now, Vibhanshu... would love to help you with kashi..

11:52 PM  

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